Saturday, January 28, 2012
Plastic Surgery Will Work Miracles!
And I will be able to travel to/from my own magical Narnia, only to return looking like Alexandra Breckenridge ... no fair otherwise!
American Horror Story's 2nd Season Will Top the First!
Or Ryan Murphy will be required to re-write it at my bidding!
Cougars Will Reign Supreme!
And will never be criticized for their younger playthings ... like Dhani Harrison and Evan Peters, who will most certainly be part of my boy toy harem!
John Lennon and George Harrison Will Live On!
Because the world isn't the same without these geniuses in it. Period.
Piercing Persecution Will End!
And all of the Judge-y Holier Than Thou types will wail and gnash their teeth in the streets ...
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