They drive 55 mph in 70 mph zones, take too long to get up to speed on entrance ramps, slow down too fast on exit ramps, you can't see past them, and they have huge blind spots in which you - the driver next to them - can disappear into (the bermuda triangle of traffic?).
In order to ensure these vehicles stay in their one allowable lane on the highway, the right hand lane will be surrounded by the biggest hard core electric fence ever invented on both sides that will emit a bolt of electricity with such force that the entire vehicle and its driver will suffer the consequences should they try to venture outside their lane.
All drivers who insist on driving in the left hand lane below the speed limit or exactly at the speed limit but then SPEED UP as you go to pass them will pay the penalty of being a massive jerk by being restricted to driving in the above mentioned truck / bus lane, stuck behind a bus that's half a block long, spits up enough black smoke out of its tail pipe to suffocate a human being, drives 45 mph, and fakes like it's stopping to let people off and pick people up throughout the entire route ... even though it's the highway.
See, in my universe, the bus driver has a really twisted sense of humor. Like me. And said driver of vehicle will be forced to deal with the same level of frustration the rest of us normal people experience in driving behind and then trying to get around THEM. Only in this scenario, said jerk will be unable to ease their frustration by getting around the bus without risking a serious jolt to the system ...
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