The Weather Will Bow Down Before Me!

I will mandate that temperatures will be consistently stable and not fluctuate wildly, as seems to be the norm anymore. I will personally ensure the following:

Winter: Temperatures will never rise above 35 degrees. And we WILL HAVE SNOW!
Spring: Temperatures will remain within the 60-70 degree range.
Summer: Temperatures will remain within the 70-80 degree range.
Fall: Temperatures will NEVER rise above 50 degrees. And we will ALWAYS have fall color.

I will not allow temperatures to be 50 degrees one day and 80 degrees the next. This will be designed for my body to better adjust to the warmer weather without going into shock, and it will provide my sinuses a much needed break. Living as I do with a permanent sinus infection that never goes away, simply goes dormant awaiting for the next weather fluctuation, is not fun and it's not something I personally recommend experiencing.

If the weather does not obey my commands, it will be forced to pay for all of the medical and drug bills I crank up treating said sinus infections. And it will most definitely have to endure my wrath, which can be extensive when I'm made to be uncomfortable, sick, and annoyed.