"Heart Shaped Glasses" Will be Played Around the Clock!

P.S. Despite my love of this song/video, Evan Rachel Wood will not be pardoned from her bitch slap ...

Japanese Anime Will be Banned!

And stop annoying the shit out of me on Tumblr!

Postscript ... Final Fantasy will finally die a slow and painful death and cease to exist ...

Evan Rachel Wood Will be Bitch Slapped!

For even thinking she could pretend to be Dita ... All will rejoice that her Marilyn Manson era has ended.  Women will be forbidden to take up with another woman's husband and then proceed to try to make themselves into their competition.

Plastic Surgery Will Work Miracles!

And I will wake from an nausea-free anesthetic (read: Propofol induced) sleep looking like Dita Von Teese ...

Mitt Romney Will Be Flushed From the Gene Pool!

After he's been rendered unemployed and stripped of all of the money in his many bank accounts.

Facebook Will Cease Pissing Me Off!

All Will Be Required to Revel in Horror!